More fun with stock photography

"As painful as the experience was, Tommy had to admit
that his freakishly over-sized ears made for easy gripping."

Fun with stock photography

"The Hendersons watch The Crying Game."

As long as you're up...

...would you also slap me?

Thanks. A friend always,

Paul Dano

Because Mee-Shell's smilin'

"Wear this t-shirt for free admission to the Smash Club."

Yes this is happening

I'm still angry about "Hamster Dance: The Movie" falling through the cracks over at Paramount (apparently Jake Gyllenhaal backed out at the last minute!).

I too need to be slapped

Please slap me

So he'll babysit your kids for you?

From Obama's education page:

Affordable, High-Quality Child Care: Obama will also provide affordable and high-quality child care to ease the burden on working families.

I see this as a positive development—a politician with a real job!

Landed on his bonnet?

What interests me about this story is not the obvious weirdness of a chunky woman soaring above the mountains of Nuevo Leon (it seems like the Mexicans are always encountering flying objects, or Chupacabras or evil little gnomes, etc.)

No, what caught my attention was this:

And policeman Leonardo Samaniego also claimed a floating person had dropped out of the sky and landed on his bonnet.