This exists!?!?

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the Axolatl.

No this is not a Pokemon, a Puckmarin or one of the lesser Muppet characters but a living, breathing (sort of) creature!

I mean look at that thing—an Axolatl! It's smiling at us! It has fingers! Run for your lives it's an Axolatl! Forget that Cloverfield monster— imagine a mutated, amphibious version of one these things crawling up onto your bed as you sleep.

I must have been home sick the day they taught about this guy in 8th grade science. I'm glad because it probably would have haunted my dreams throughout high school.