Monday, June 27, 2005

Seperation of church and stupidity

Well today, as you may have heard, the supreme court has put an end to the practice of displaying the Ten Commandments inside courtrooms. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe. Sometimes. The supreme court is, and has been in such a apathetic state for so long now they can hardly make decisions anymore without second guessing the meaning of the word "law."

I'm not sure where I come down on this issue on the displaying of The Ten Commandments. I guess the fact that I capitalize them may clue you in as to my feelings towards them. Clearly they are the purest, most enduring and highly regarded of the great moral codes—not to mention the bedrock of most western democracies.

On the other hand, who cares?

I mean we've plastered God's top ten on courts across the land for ages but it certainly hasn't made judges make any better decisions—unborn babies and the infirm continue to be slaughtered and O.J. and Jacko walk free. The whole affair brings to my mind the larger notion of "seperation of church and state" and in particular how it relates to the 1st amendment.

The "seperation of church and state" is probably the most completely misunderstood concept in our system of government. The radical left has hijacked the statement and made us all believe that anyone who goes to church regularly, reads "The Purpose-Driven Life" and, I don't know—listens to Steven Curtis Chapman, is a threat to our democracy. The first amendment was designed to protect us from a theocratic state—or so the enlightened left tells us.

B.S.

Barbara Streisand, I say.

For starters, let's do what most liberals don't and actually read the 1st amendment of the United States Constitution.

Amendment I - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression. Ratified 12/15/1791.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

It's really quite as simple as this amendment outlines, and it makes even greater sense if we understand the historical context the consitution was written in. The reason why our founders wanted a seperation of church and state was not to keep Bible thumpers out of congress. No, the reason was to keep the governments greasy mitts off of the church. The Anglican church (which is what those who started this nation were escaping) was a big ugly government run monster that not only perverted Christianity to the point of irrelevancy, but also used it's power as a state-run entity to swindle and extort the citizenry. Think the Taliban with more power, influence and maybe a shower.Our founders had no problem with anyone, anywhere at anytime expressing religious beliefs. With the obvious exception of religious practices that demonstrate real and provable harm against someone else (not "emotional" damage or anything like that).

Yet it's almost as though the proponents of the twisted "seperation of church and state" forget to read the part after "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion". Of course if they did their tenuous argument would crumble:

"Or prohibiting the free exercise thereof"

Uh-oh. No wonder they ignore it. The implications are staggering aren't they? Not only is it not unconstitutional to practice your religion wherever you dang well please, it's actually encouraged! And don't give me that "Yeah, but putting a cross up in a public school implies that the state is then promoting one religion over another." Well maybe it does or doesn't imply that, but stopping the displaying of crosses and menorahs and Hanakuah Bushes was not what our founders were concerned about. What they were concerned about was the government forcing people to be members of twisted state-run churches that snagged money from the public coffers. And I'm sorry, you won't convince me that scenario compares to some Muslim 4th grader crying about having to see a cardboard pine-tree taped to the wall. What is the alternative anyway? Because I work in a public institution I must forfeit my religous convictions and constitutional rights and become a humansitic, non-religious automaton?

So there's your crash course in first amendment law. It's really not a "seperation of church and state" so much as it's a "seperation of state from church" and it always has been. But don't take my word for it, read the actual constitution sometime. This time without a washed-out hippy college professor "interpreting" for you and grading you according to your agreement with her own opinions.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Cuddyer must go

Jim Souhan is 100% right.

The Twins are playing horrible baseball. It seems they always do right around my birthday.
While the recent funk pales in comparison to the 2003 pre-All Star break debacle the Twins still need a jolt if they want to come back from a 9 game deficit in late June. Seeing the White Sox (a team that has approximately 7 fans) in first place makes me want to vomit.

I have been wanting the Twins to get Joe Randa since last December. He's a solid veteran player, a good teammate and he likes the Twins. He's not going to win batting titles but he significantly upgrades and solidfies a weak position for the Twins right now. Couple that with the fact that the Cincinatti Reds are in "fire-sale" mode right now and would be willing to part with a low-level free agent for a prospect or two, and you've got a win-win situation for everyone.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Trying too hard

My hair may be thinning, and it appears that I work in one of those totally lame "Medieval Knights" dinner shows, but you have to admit I'm a pretty romantic guy.

Monday, June 13, 2005

Brangelina® reigns supreme!

Well the people of our blessed nation have spoken, or more accurately they have awarded $51 million dollars to the makers of this piece of cinematic mastery. While I still maintain that anyone who buys a ticket, sits down in a theater and watches this schlock will not enter the kingdom of heaven, I can't in good conscience deny it's performance this weekend at the box office.

For truly in the wake of both 9/11 and the untimely breakup of Bennifer™ it has and will continue to be Brangelina® who (that?) comforts us all and helps us dream of a better tomorrow. And it cannot be understated that it is their talent and skill alone that has drawn so many to this new experiment in making spousal abuse funny.

Here is just a sample of some of the richly nuanced and powerful dialogue that Brangelina®©™ has (have?) bestowed upon us all:

Brangelina #1: Come to daddy.

Brangelina #2: (Kicks Brangelina #1 in the stash) Who's your daddy now?

But now we must wait. And we do so with our hearts open and our eyes forward, each breath drawing us nearer to the next cinematic opus of our Brangelina®. Indeed we tarry ever on, increasingly anxious for Brad Pitt Beats His Wife 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

I'm loving this

Howard Dean destroying the Democratic party

Howard Dean is one of my favorite people right now. He is single handedly making the Democratic party look as crazy and befuddled as he is.

Whenever Democrats talk about their "great relations" with minorites it always sounds like such a hussle. Listen to how Dean talks about "Asians" and "Latinos" in such a pandering, "we know what's best for you" way. As if minorities are there soley for the political wooing of political parties—it's pathetic at best and overtly racist at worst.

Contrary to what you might think, I'm not sworn to the Republican party. I'll vote for whoever, regardless of what they label themselves as. I'd even vote for Democrat if they presented an agenda that included two or three top issues that I agree with; but Dean and Co. are giving me absolutely nothing to work with here.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

A bloggedy grab bag o' fun

Yesterday Apple announced they'll be switching over to Intel® processors.

Oh joy, a mediocre year of Apple announcements continues. Pretty soon they'll be declaring a "transition" to Microsoft Windows in order to better "serve our customers." While the PowerPC hasn't progressed like it should, I was hoping Apple would find a way (as they have in the past) to innovate themselves out of the rut. Intel processors are big hunks of aging CISC junk and frankly I'm not terribly excited about having one shorting out and causing I/O errors in my next computer. Remember those great ads from the late 90's where Apple made fun of Intel and their stupid dancing disco guys in shiny suits? Man those were great ads. It sucks that Apple has laid down their arms like they have.
But look on the bright side: we finally get to see Macs with a big ugly red "Intel Inside" logo on them. That will be a treat...

In other news I'm a "cultural creative" but I'm also a "fundamentalist". I guess it's because I take the Bible pretty literally and don't believe in adding a lot of new age, po-mo nonsense to it.

Cultural Creative


81%

Fundamentalist


69%

Romanticist


56%

Postmodernist


25%

Existentialist


19%

Modernist


0%

Materialist


0%

Idealist


0%

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Inane song lyric of the day:

"You know me as a southern girl with my Levis' on and an open heart"
-Jessica Simpson

Thursday, June 02, 2005

14K Gold

Santana pitched 8 innings and got 14 freaking strikeouts today but still didn't get a win—and almost got a loss. Only the Minnesota Twins bi-polar offense could allow something like that to happen.

Also, the Twins need to look for a real 3rd baseman. I'm warming up to Castro/Punto more each day but Michael Cuddyer is not cutting it here. His defense has been OK, but he basically hasn't had one good at bat all season. Yes, Koskie wasn't great at 3rd when he started out and it took him 2-3 years to find his groove—but Koskie was playing for a crummy last place team, not a contending division champion. Cuddyer is a bench player at best and the Twins need more than that from a key position if they want to win the World Series.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Bred for it's skills in magic...

Who knew?

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