Friday, February 25, 2005

Christian satire

Frightened Black Family Flees Pomo Church

Unlike this, here's a place that offers some good Christian satire.

Occasionally they skirt a little to close to being sacreligious, but at least it's not the mean-spirited and stereotypical Christian bashing that passes for most "Christian humor" these days.

Even if you go to a "serious", "missional" or "postmodern" church you still have to be able to laugh at yourself once in a while—or you might as well anyway, because everyone else is laughing at you. Haha.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Future AL MVP...and a baseball rant


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Originally uploaded by darthvedder81.
Ah yes, spring training is officially underway.

The pitchers and catchers have reported and are, as we speak preparing for another glorious season of our national pastime.

The Twins look to be in pretty good shape this year. Yes we lost the best defensive 3rd baseman in baseball and a decent shortstop, but I have full confidence in Mr. Michael Cuddyer to fill the almighty shoes of Corey Koskie. As far as the SS situation goes—I like Mr. Punto.

Twins pitching remains almost completely intact-totally intact really because I don't think anyone is crying over the loss of Joe Roa or Aaron Fultz. Although Fultz is a pretty dang good long reliever for my MVP 2004 video game...

Johan Santana is the best pitcher in baseball bar none (Randy Johnson is good but a) he's a Yankee and b)he's like 68 years old.)

Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau (Mor-YES!) are the best young players in the game today and Lord willing, will be representing for the land of 10,000 lakes this July in Detroit.

As far as competition is concerned, the Tigers and the Indians have made some improvements—although I'm not in the least bit worried about the Kansas City Royals seeing that the Fort Myers Miracle could probably take them. Of course the White Sox are talking their usual smack, but the Minnesota Twins still own the AL Central and will handily retain their title in 2005...

On a more generic baseball note, how great do those ballplayers have it? Heading down to Florida in late February, playing catch, taking groundballs and BP in the glorious Florida sun? One of these days I'll have to take part in a fantasy camp because that would be lovely. I hope heaven has a beautiful outdoor ballfield...

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Party of Five

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Friday, February 18, 2005

The Kaps/C-3PO connection


The Kaps/C-3PO connection
Originally uploaded by darthvedder81.
My sister actually pointed this one out, not me...

Does Anthony Daniels—C-3PO—himself not look vaguely like a 58 year old version of Michael Kapala?

The implications here are, of course, straggering.

Stay tuned for the "Barry Manilow/Jeffy Kapala" connection.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Enough Silliness: The Return of the Serious Blog

Some time later Paul said to Barnabas, “Let us go back and visit the brothers in all the towns where we preached the word of the Lord and see how they are doing.” Barnabas wanted to take John, also called Mark, with them, but Paul did not think it wise to take him, because he had deserted them in Pamphylia and had not continued with them in the work. They had such a sharp disagreement that they parted company. Barnabas took Mark and sailed for Cyprus,but Paul chose Silas and left, commended by the brothers to the grace of the Lord. He went through Syria and Cilicia, strengthening the churches.
Acts 15:36-41 (NIV)

Often times I feel at odds with the church—people in the church, or sometimes the church in its more corporate sense. Disagreements seem to be a natural part of any group or organization and I don't think the church is exempt from this. Here we see Paul getting in a "sharp disagreement" with someone he was doing ministry alongside. Paul and Barnabas split up but continue their ministry—albeit seperately. You'll notice that Paul doesn't run away, he dosen't have the council back in Jerusalem excommunicate Barnabas and he doesn't quit and join the new Grace Church of Athens—he just continues the work he set out to do.

If only we in the church could be so mission minded. It's easy for us to let ourselves get so wrapped up in church politics and personalities that we completely forget what the whole thing is supposed to be about. Certainly we need to love everyone in the church as Christ loves, and I think we are required to grant grace as much as possible—but that doesn't mean we need to be "buddy-buddy" with every single person we serve with. Sometimes, as in the passage above, that's just not possible.

It's encouraging to know that someone as great as Paul dealt with some of the same stupid personnel conflicts we do. It's even more encouraging to know he didn't let that stop his mission or cause him to harbor any grudges.

Sunday, February 13, 2005

Oh Happy Day

The Democratic party is officially finished.

Saturday, February 12, 2005

My secret love


Christy Carlson Romano
Originally uploaded by darthvedder81.
I can't live this lie anymore...

I can't be somebody I'm not...

I'm in love and I don't care who knows!

Let the word out, for my secret love will now be laid bare!

I am in love with Christy Carlson Romano.

I can't say exactly when I first noticed her soft brown hair, lovely brown eyes and regal neck. I like to think that love is timeless, and that maybe in some way I've always been in love with Ms. Romano even before I knew who she was or what she looked like.

I can truly say that my love for Christy grows stronger each passing day. My love for her is like a bottomless chalice than can never be filled. Her towering performance as Ren Stevens on "Even Stevens" is like a window into my very soul. Her voice work as Kim Possible is like a phoenix rising in my heart and mind, shining it's eternal and omniscient luminescence across space and time, and affirming my unremitting affinity through the night-fancy.

But is this love unrequited? Can, nay, will Christy ever return my affections?

Only time, or perhaps "Kim Possible: A Stich in Time" will tell...

For more on this celestial vixen please, by any and all means click here.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Now this is music!

No blog today kids, instead enjoy these pictures of Joey Cramer...

Also there is a picture of a guy that kind of looks like my overlord/roommate Aaron Cox on the new Evergreen website. Unlike the Evergreen-Singles website however it isn't actually him, so maybe this is his long lost cousin Freddy?

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

My alter ego...


Capitalman
Originally uploaded by darthvedder81.
I'd like to introduce you to my alter-ego.

While I am, in fact, by day a mild-mannered "art-director", by night I fight communists with a lightsaber and a grappling gun.

For I am Capitalman.

While some people believe that communism has been thrown onto the ash heap of history, Capitalman realizes that the icy grip of historically and empirically denounced left-wing socioeconomic systems is still on our nation's universities, public institutions and trendy "uptown" districts.

Capitalman uses his grappling gun to scale the highest co-ops where he demolishes their silly and inefficient solar roof panels with his yellow lightsaber.

Capitalman also spends his nights annoying Political Science and Sociology professors at the local community college, by actually enjoying life and not being a pathetic, embittered and washed out hippie.

Capitalman would also like to point out that while his trusty Range Rover, or "CapitalVan" as it's called, does emit dangerous flouro-carbons, it is ironically a much cleaner and more environmentally friendly vehicle than that filthy green Wellstone! bus...

To make your own alter-ego click here.

Monday, February 07, 2005

Jesus wearing skates


Hockey Jesus
Originally uploaded by darthvedder81.
I think I've mentioned these to some of you before, but I've never blogged about it. Conan O'Brian did a hilarious bit on these a year or so ago as well.

I appreciate the sentiment (that Jesus is with kids wherever they go—even on the playing field), but the whole thing seems just a little too crass for comfort.

At any rate that kid wearing the red jersey in the football statue sure has some guts, attempting to tackle Jesus and all...

Thursday, February 03, 2005

Whoa boy...

You scored as Jeff Groen.
You are Jeff Groen, pastor at Evergreen Community Church-Bloomington.

Jeff Groen

65%

Bill Barnd

45%

Mark Darling

40%

Mark Bowen

30%

Which Evergreen pastor are you?
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This can't be right...


I am nerdier than 11% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

Somehow I expected this...

You scored as Noel Heikkinen. The picture says it all.
You are clinically insane and should not be allowed to
be a pastor. Your only good quality is your love of
all things Apple.

Noel Heikkinen

50%

Steve Sommerlot

38%

Paul DenHerder

25%

Rob Schiller

0%

Mark Brett

0%

Which Riverview Pastor are you?
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Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Why the heck not?


Why the heck not?
Originally uploaded by darthvedder81.
Tonight I, along with some of my closest compatriots, had the privilage of watching a bunch of old youth group videos from the collection of Mary Tipler. We also hope to get our hands on some videos from the collection of Bill Barnd for the purposes of creating a "greatest hits" collection of all of our high school youth group antics and/or shenanigans.

Needless to say we covered a lot of ground, from the Colorado HSLT of 98' to the triumphant performance of the Paul Johnson Fan Club at LT 2001. We laughed, we cried, we ate chips.

I guess what's most amazing to me is how much has changed, yet at the same time how much hasn't changed. There's this core group of people that I've hung around from the beginning of my young adult life to the present. Then, on the other hand, there are all those people that have come and gone since.

On a more personal level, it's always interesting to watch yourself at a younger age—even if it's only a couple of years. One always views ones present self being at the pinnacle of their personal development, maturity and saavy. Then years later, because of the advent of home video, we can see that was clearly not the case. And I'm sure if I watch videos in 2010 of my 2005 self, I'll be just as shocked and disgusted.

But there were certainly fun times sandwiched in between the awkwardness I saw on display this evening. The good memories are fun to reminisce about, and in some odd way so are the bad memories. If it's a bad memory it was never as bad as we remember it, and likewise our good memories don't really jive with the reality of whatever situation it was we remember so wistfully, so well, who cares?

And as the great Johnny Cash said:

"Life and love go on. Let the music play."

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